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Worst Celebrity Nipple Slips of All Time

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:14:29 +0000

Although every starlet and their brother (and mother, and second cousin) seem to be launching new celebrity designer clothing lines, what a lot of them are REALLY good at is getting caught in a designer wardrobe malfunction.

We divided our NipSlip Awards into several categories.

The “Seriously Oops” NipSlip Award

The nominees are…

These are the unfortunates that we wouldn’t suspect of letting it hang all out as a promotional stunt, but seem to have genuinely been caught unawares.

Katie Holmes thinks she’s safe from the paparazzis… BZZZT. Christina Milian on the other hand is being extra friendly to the paps. Eva Mendes has somebody warning her, but she’s not quite sure what the warning is about. Therefore the winner is… Christina Milian!

The “Paris vs Mischa” NipSlip Award

We name this award as it is because we only have 2 nominees: Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton, who are two of the most ‘exposed’ celebrities in Tinsel Town.

They have soooo many wardrobe malfunctions that makes us wonder why Paris even has a clothing line, but tells us why Mischa only designs headbands.

However, we think Paris Hilton should win this award because all nipple slips aside, she always has that smile on her face.

The “Baywatch NipSlip Award”

The Nominees are…

…Anna Lynn McCord and Halle Berry! As a tribute to the classic Baywatch “run”, we think a jiggly nipple slip is best honored to our best runner/slipper. We don’t wanna play favorites, but she is indeed the sexiest woman alive, therefore Halle Berry wins this.

The “It’s Way Too Cold In Here” NipSlip Award

Our nominees are…

…supermodel Devon Aoki and super duper model, Naomi Campbell. Naomi takes it, because we’re afraid of what she might do to us if we don’t let her win.

The “Bikini Slip Extraordinaire” NipSlip Award

Our nominees are…

…actress Kirsten Dunst, because her bikini slip is downright redonculous. Celebrity designer / model, Kate Moss is ergh… flat but slippin’ and Courteney Cox Arquette, who’s since learned to wear a one-piece when swimming with her kid, the hard way.

And because she had some assistance, we feel obliged to give the honors to Courteney Cox Arquette!

The “My Eyes are Melting” NipSlip Award

Our nominees are…

…Amy Winehouse (eeeewwwww!), Mrs. Ice-T aka Coco and Foxy Brown. Errr… note to Coco and Foxy, finding clothes that actually fit might do the trick.

And the the winner is Amy Winehouse! Please, please put it back.

The “I’m So Into My Performance I Didn’t Know What’s Trying To Get Out” NipSlip Award

Our nominees are…

Here we have Foxy Brown and Ashanti going tip to tip. Foxy love, that Herve Leger dress betrayed you. But in a good way. Ashanti, you are looking FIERCE, like “WHAT I know it’s showing, SO.”

As much as we love Ashanti, we gotta give it up to Foxy Brown!

The “Not Enough Scotch Tape” NipSlip Award

Our nominees are…

…Demi Moore -who might have yelled at her stylist just a little. Beyonce who might have discovered what’s going on, Gwen Stefani who we hope isn’t wearing her own design… and Kiera Knightley who focuses on her pout but forgets her nipple. And the winner is… Demi Moore!

The “Does She Do It On Purpose?” NipSlip Award

Our nominees are…

…Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears. We know Britney can be a trainwreck when it comes to clothes, so we forgive her. But Jessica Simpson’s nipple slips look well-prepped, part of her outfit even. So the winner is… Jessica Simpson!

The “Legendary Boob Slip” NipSlip Award

Also known as the “Overrated Fake Fashion Faux-Pas” Honor, we have the famous 2004 Superbowl incident… Janet Jackson. We feel it’s the mother of all nipple slip and although it’s been a long time, let’s take a slip down memory way on the original “wardrobe malfunction”.

We never bought this as an accident. Janet’s boob is saying WHAT UP Y’ALL CHECK ME OUT. It’s got its own outfit on. Good lord.

And so that concludes our Celebrity NipSlip Awards for the 21st century. Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Rebecca Minkoff Market Bag In Peacock

asmara — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:19:19 +0000

Here at Fabcrush, we love all sorts of colors, especially ones that can turn heads. Well, pair any plain clothes you have with this Rebecca Minkoff Market Bag in Peacock color. Seriously, this bag isn’t only cute, it will also light any room you walk into. If you’re among those who think it’s not worth it to invest in colorful bags, let us enlighten you: with colors, it’s always okay to play. What you should really look for if you decide to invest in a bag is its durability and style. Color is an added bonus and this bag has ‘em all!

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Revolveclothing Adds 33% Off ANY Items!

asmara — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:30:10 +0000

Hear ye, hear ye! The holiday spirit is engaging our lovely friends at RevolveClothing.com as they are adding an extra 33% off ANY and they mean ANY purchase. So that really means if you buy a full-priced merchandise, you’ll get 33% off and if you buy an already discounted merchandise, you’ll STILL get another 33% off! That is some crazy stunt they’re pulling, but we don’t mind because as you know, we Fabcrush girls love sale! And here are the stuff that we would soooo buy:

ANLO Brooke Skinny Pants in Silver

Betsey Johnson Nyla Shoes.

Don’t forget to enter the code: DEC333 upon checkout to get the additional 33% off!

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Black Friday Madness Sale Up To 80% Off at DrJays!

asmara — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:06:47 +0000

Recession time is here and fashion-wise, it’s kind of a blessing. We enjoy huge price slashes and the ability to not get in endless line at stores, as cool online stores like DrJays.com are having a real price cut, up to 80%, in honor of the Black Friday situation. This covers all of their departments, including Men, Women, Boys and Girls.

MEN

Mark Ecko Collection

RINGMASTER TRACK JACKET

WEB OF LUXURY DRAGON JEANS

WEB OF LUXURY SPIDER TEE

WOMEN

REVERSIBLE HOODED JACKET

What are you waiting for? Shop DrJays.com today!

Dogeared Canvas Bag: Kiss My C****s!

asmara — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:22:05 +0000

No worries there, darlings. We’re not going offensive. Well, maybe stinging a little to those who still uses plastic bags when they go groceries shopping. So if you’re a believer in preserving the earth, do your grocery shopping in style. We love quirks and we know you do too, so check out this quirky canvas shopping bag from Dogeared that says “Your Plastic Bag Can Kiss My Canvas!”

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Felix Rey Knot Clutch

asmara — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:56:06 +0000

We are ready to party the season away and today we got our eyes on the essential party gear: the clutch. And we love gold mesh because we like the 80′s so much when it comes to mesh. Without further ado, we are proud to present our precious find, the Felix Rey Knot Clutch in gold:

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Iisli Tiffany Necklace Dress

kimberly — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:58:25 +0000

The Iisli Tiffany Necklace Dress is cute, comfy, and appropriate for multiple occasions. The dress is made of gray jersey which is banded at the waist with an a-line skirt. But the most fun part of this piece is the white neckline , which is embellished with sequins that make it glitter and shine! The color and the fabric make it easy to dress down, but the cut and embellishment make it work for dress up as well. It’s the best of both worlds.

Buy: $248

Vince Trench Tie Shorts

kimberly — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:57:25 +0000

Believe it or not, baggy can be sexy. The Vince Trench Tie Shorts might have a boyish touch to them, but put them on with a basic fitted V neck tee and you’ve a surprisingly trendy outfit on your hands. They’re still short enough to show off your legs, with extra volume, a nice wide drawstring and two huge cargo pockets for you to pack all your stuff into.

Buy: $145

Elizabeth & James Halter Sweater

kimberly — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:57:08 +0000

In some parts of the country, warm weather is already upon us. And this is the time of the year where a fashionista wonders “how can I stay cool and look stylish too?”. Well Elizabeth & James has a great answer to that, and it doesn’t include a tank top and cut off shorts. The Halter Sweater has all the look and sophistication of a fall peice, but it’s just bare enough to wear through the summer. Goes great with just a pair of jeans for a casual look.

Buy: $265

Elizabeth & James Priscilla Dress

kimberly — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:57:05 +0000

Bring a few avante garde details to your daily attire with the Elizabeth & James Priscilla Dress. There are so many things we love about this mini dress; the plunging neckline, almost bare back and the covered buttons. But it really is the skirt that impresses the most, with it’s asymmetrical layers of ruffles that just seems to carelessly, but it somehow manages to work. Pair this dress with super high heels, just like the model is wearing.

Buy: $375